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Please be so kind and tell me in detail how confused and lost you have been since you found your way here. I completely understand your situation. I don't know what's going on either, sometimes strange things happen and now we're here. For whatever reason. It's really stupid of the universe and no one seems to know the answer - do you?

If so, tell me about it right now!

Fine print: All posts will end up in the garbage can until I condescend, with the smallest possible modesty, to pick out only the coolest ones and publish them here as my own work (unless you don't want them published, lawyer's note). In other words, what you see is precisely not what you get, comprende? Everything is fake, even I am a fake and YOU are anyway. Don't kid me! All this shit is just a big fake to distract from the really important things, like other websites where your posts are processed decently and fairly. But here? Here you're just another idiot who lets himself be misled. And that's a good thing! That's a good thing!

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Marwellus

2024-02-12

On my own behalf Guys, let's be honest! I'm not going to reply to shitposts that are beneath me. Really! Take an example from @TheBusinessInsider!

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The little dwarf

2024-02-11

I am the greatest! And not you, you stupid fart!

TheBusinessInsider

2024-02-07

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Marwellus

2024-02-07

business opportunity - re @TheBusinessInsider Absolutely! I'm in right away! I'll transfer the money to you first thing tomorrow morning, promised! Looking forward to a great collaboration! 8-D

pumpkin

2024-02-21

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Marwellus

2024-01-21

weiß ich nicht - re @pumpkin Thank you so much for your very kind words. After reading your comment, I feel both terribly flattered and extremely honored, as well as beyond all measure delighted and elevated to completely different spheres, in other words: super awesome! I really need to get out and smack everyone who's not doing as well as I am right now! 8-D Seeya! P.S. whats ur address right now? R u wearing hot pants? For later when i get around i mean

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2024-01-18

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Marwellus

2024-01-17

(optional) you and your website - re @Anonymer Troll No, you!

Anonymer Troll

1024-01-17

(optional) you and your website Your website sucks balls and you're so stupid that pigs bite you

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